GET OFF MY LAwn

asparagays:

today my art teacher started drawing something on the board and said “im not an artist so” but then she realized what she was saying and sat down

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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plug:

*Walks into class crush is in*

Teacher: Everyone have a seat

Me:

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neptunain:

wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.

ll-0-ll:

sunset 2

ll-0-ll:

sunset 2

sassickson:

louis on your fashion choices

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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humorous:

okaymad:

showing up at a party uninvited like

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aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

keke palmers vine is a work of art

catholicnun:

i think i dropped myself as a baby

demonhunting:

me and some friends

demonhunting:

me and some friends