GET OFF MY LAwn

onlinegf:

ven0moth:

onlinegf:

please tell me I’m not the only one that does this on words I commonly spell wrong or autocorrect wrong

that’s so much effort manda

fuck u

andthepantsweredead:

hey sup i need an excuse to use this 

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mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

me: pale, dark hair, skinny, tall, ray bans...i know what you are
dude: say it, out loud
me: average looking white boy
legalmexican:

noelleybellie:

#boysincroptops2k14

Winnie the Pooh slays all of u in the crop top movement

legalmexican:

noelleybellie:

#boysincroptops2k14

Winnie the Pooh slays all of u in the crop top movement

cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

bewbin:

bewbin:

where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!

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first of all how dare 

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

excadrill:

the look

excadrill:

the look

candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

odair:

how is any of this considered blogging

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

itstimeforcomics:

This comic was going to have words but it’s better without

itstimeforcomics:

This comic was going to have words but it’s better without

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unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down