today my art teacher started drawing something on the board and said “im not an artist so” but then she realized what she was saying and sat down
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
*Walks into class crush is in*
Teacher: Everyone have a seat
wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.
louis on your fashion choices
*doesn’t have internet access for a week*
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
keke palmers vine is a work of art
i think i dropped myself as a baby
me and some friends