GET OFF MY LAwn

theemptystars:

#STILL THE BEST JOKE ON HIMYM EVER

idk that finale was a pretty big joke

britneysbaldhead:

me arriving at the gates of hell

besturlonhere:


only reblog this if it applies to you please

besturlonhere:

only reblog this if it applies to you please

snoop dogg definitely does look like my grandma
nyielah thelastkushbender (via unclefather)

sschol:

this is from spy kids

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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surprisebitch:

babe, dear, and hun sound so weak and cliché. if you were mine, i’ll call you lieutenant, sergeant, general, commander. you’ll be my authority figure

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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chariczard:

folkpunkery:

im gonna fuck plankton

Stop

Blog aesthetic by zodiac sign

just-a-kitten-named-rabid:

Aries: Tums

Taurus: Pillow Fort

Gemini: Kitty Litter

Cancer: A Pair of Broken Headphones

Leo: Hat

Virgo: Dried-Up Glue

Libra: Fabric Softener

Scorpio: Empty Trash Can

Sagittarius: Jellyfish

Capricorn: Drawings from 5th Grade

Aquarius: the ball-pit

Pisces: spare change found in your couch